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May 7, 2007
T-Shirt Slogan Voting
OK, so we've decided to kick it to the membership. Cast your vote for the best CFO t-shirt slogan. The one with the most votes will be our new slogan (and the person who came up with the slogan will get a free t-shirt). And of course, because we don't wanna deny any last-minute epiphanies that come to you, write-in votes are legitimate.
Vote away, people!
See the link below for the full list of slogans.
Here are the entries listed in the order they were posted:
There's fit. Then there's CrossFit.
Flat on your back in 20 minutes or less.
Thank you. Come again.
Brutal. In a fun kind of a way.
Ask me about Fran, Mary and Helen.
The cure for the common workout.
Fran sucks; Angie blows!
Got Snatch?
Nice Rack.
"Faster. Higher. Stronger."
Namaste Motherf*ckers
You think I look good now, you should see me in my singlet
Get your ass kicked at Crossfit Oakland
Blow your WOD at Crossfit Oakland
It's a GOOD pain!
Burpees, snatches and muscle-ups, OH MY!
3..2..1.. GO..
"It is not all about Jerks and Snatches.. we also have Burpees!"
More Fit Than a Barrel Full of Monkeys
For Mates, Blokes & Sheilas
Push, Pull, Run, Jump
Uphill In Both Directions
Black Tie Optional
Coach Mike Says RIP YER PANTS
Full Body Support
Tear It Down to Build It Back Up
Workout to Exhaustion Collapse in Better Shape
Workouts Even a Gymnast Can Do
Building Tough Cookies One Batch at a Time
Blowing Chunks 'Cause We Like It
Bad Monkey. Good Workouts!
It Burns... Exceed Your Limits
Meet Ya at the Monkey Bars
Push, Pull, Run, Jump
Prepare for the Apocalypse
There is always something that could hurt more- Joe P
-- Some of the best jerks around!
-- Take this medicine ball and call me in the morning
-- If you only knew...
-- Think you don't sweat?
-- Some of the best jerks around!
-- Take this medicine ball and call me in the morning
-- If you only knew...
-- Think you don't sweat?
-- Oxygen debt, stomach upset, and lots of sweat
"No excuses. No limits."
"Get your snatch on"
"Get your burpee on"
"Boot Camp on Steroids"
"A kick-ass workout"
"No whiners allowed"
"It's all about the snatch"
"Wimp-free zone"
Crossfit: The Pleasure is in the Punishment
Crossfit: Pain Never Tasted so Good
Crossfit: Where Form Follows Function
Crossfit: The Biggest Hurt you'll ever Love
Crossfit: You Call that Strong??
Crossfit: The Anti-Gym
Crossfit: Leave your Ego at Home
Crossfit: The Cure for the Common HGH
Crossfit: I don't Care how you Feel...
Crossfit: No Brain, No Pain
Crossfit: First, Second, Third, Dead F***in' Last
Crossfit: No, it Doesn't ever get Any Easier
Crossfit. This is gonna suck.
Go big or go home.
Crossfit Oakland, sucka!
Crossfit; whatchu got?
Got Pukie?
Crossfit. Some people just don't get it.
This ain't no 24 hour fitness (could that be a lawsuit?)
Crossfit. The end is near. Be ready.
Come with me if you want to live.
Three rounds for time...
Got kip?
Where the jerks and snatches are.
"Don't let the dog shit!"
"Are you CrossFit or Sissy Fit?"
"Tabata this!"
"What is your limit?"
"CrossFit- A healthy Torture"
"Are you fit? Prove it.."
"!"
"It is not for you, Buttercup!"
"We will Clean, Jerk and Snatch your Ass!"
In Between Purgatory and Hell
No, It Just Feels Like Hell
It's Torture Plain & Simple
Sorry, the Gym Has No Mirrors
CrossFit: Funk Town Fit (one of Oaklands many nicknames is Funktown)
CrossFit: Leave it All Here
CrossFit: Take no Sh*t, only leave it
CrossFit: Town Taxes (another nickname for Oakland is "The Town")
CrossFit: Times Creation
CrossFit: How Fit? CrossFit!
CrossFit: How Fit? Funk Town Fit!
CrossFit: If you like my Snatch, you should watch out when I Jerk!
CrossFit: Drop it like a squat.
CrossFit: Town True
CrossFit: Not S&M but...
CrossFit: Where the Rubber Meets your Skin
CrossFit: Oaktown Funk
CrossFit: Oaktown Style
CrossFit: Oakland Style (or Styze)
CrossFit: "...but you ain't messin' with no Crossfitters (you know the kanye west song, Goldigger)
CrossFit: Knock, Knock...Pukie's here
CrossFit: So a guy walks into a gym...
CrossFit: Hmmm...pain or pleasure
CrossFit: Hmmm...Pain or pleasure, ok, both
CrossFit: The Non-Conformest
CrossFit: Oaktown Funk
CrossFit: Oaktown Style
CrossFit: Oakland Style (or Styze)
CrossFit: "...but you ain't messin' with no Crossfitters
CrossFit: Knock, Knock...Pukie's here
CrossFit: So a guy walks into a gym...
CrossFit: Hmmm...pain or pleasure
CrossFit: Hmmm...Pain or pleasure, ok, both
CrossFit: The Non-Conformist
Posted by Connie Moreno at May 7, 2007 8:32 PM
Comments
I vote for my own: Namaste, Motherfuckers
(I kind of want that shirt)
Posted by: chad Lott at May 7, 2007 11:14 PM
There are so many great slogans!! My favorite is: Namaste Motherf*ckers. My second (if that counts for anything) is: Crossfit: Pain Never Tasted so Good.
Posted by: Ann at May 7, 2007 11:18 PM
i think it should be motherf*cker- singular, not plural. that one rules. i also kind of like the "no mirrors" one and the got pukie cause I wrote it. :)
Posted by: Jonathan at May 8, 2007 8:43 AM
I like these, in no particular order:
The cure for the common workout.
Prepare for the Apocalypse.
It can always hurt more. (edited)
I don't care how you feel.
This is really gonna suck.
No mirrors. No machines. No egos. (edited)
Posted by: Tim R at May 8, 2007 12:31 PM
I also like "The Cure for the Common Workout".
Posted by: Melissa at May 8, 2007 12:38 PM
I like all the ones Tim listed, especially the last one: No mirrors. No machines. No egos.
Posted by: Joanne at May 8, 2007 1:00 PM
10K as Rx'd 50 minutes flat.
Jesus it's hot (observation not T-shirt idea).
Posted by: chad Lott at May 8, 2007 1:11 PM
I vote for these 3:
There's fit. Then there's Crossfit.
The cure for the common workout.
No mirrors. No machines. No egos.
Maybe we should get it down to a short list of maybe 3-5 tops and then vote again?
Allen
Posted by: Allen Currano at May 8, 2007 3:02 PM
Chad, that's fast in the heat.
Can you carry me on your back for the Mud Run?
Posted by: Tim R at May 8, 2007 3:12 PM
They are all great, but I would feel most comfortable wearing:
There's fit. Then there's Crossfit or
The cure for the common workout.
Posted by: Dawn at May 8, 2007 4:03 PM
They are all great, but I would feel most comfortable wearing:
There's fit. Then there's Crossfit or
The cure for the common workout.
Posted by: Dawn at May 8, 2007 4:03 PM
They are all great, but I would feel most comfortable wearing:
There's fit. Then there's Crossfit or
The cure for the common workout.
Posted by: Dawn at May 8, 2007 4:04 PM
Namaste Motherf*ckers!
Posted by: Aaron at May 8, 2007 4:55 PM
My very favoriate is
Preparing for the Apocalypse
#2 Namaste Motherf*uckers
Posted by: Kristine Brooks Boncer at May 8, 2007 5:11 PM
I like these, in no particular order:
"We will Clean, Jerk and Snatch your Ass!"
In Between Purgatory and Hell
No mirrors. No machines. No egos.
Posted by: Christal at May 8, 2007 5:24 PM
Totally bailed on the 10 k - I think I have a touch of heat prostration after a day working in the sun (whimp) + never ran more than 2 or 3 miles. Maybe next time.
I like:
"No machines, No mirrors, No ego (well...)"
"Workout to Exhaustion - Collapse in Better Shape"
I still want one that says "Smoke You Like Cheap Crack" (my favorite!)
Posted by: Vanessa at May 8, 2007 7:27 PM
I like the crack one too Vanessa! But...if i had to choose from the list my favorite three are:
1)"We will Clean, Jerk and Snatch your Ass!"
2) Namaste, Motherfuckers
3)"Are you CrossFit or Sissy Fit?"
Posted by: Connie at May 8, 2007 10:38 PM
What Connie said!
Posted by: annie Vought at May 8, 2007 11:37 PM
I bailed on the 10K run also...
Psyched for the Crossfit total today though, I've never really done that one before for whatever reason.
Posted by: Allen Currano at May 9, 2007 12:14 PM
uphill in both directions
Posted by: Raven at May 11, 2007 6:18 AM
My top three:
Crossfit: The Pleasure is in the Punishment
Crossfit: Pain Never Tasted so Good
There's fit, then there's CrossFit
Posted by: amy at May 11, 2007 10:42 PM
My top three:
Crossfit: The Pleasure is in the Punishment
Crossfit: Pain Never Tasted so Good
There's fit, then there's CrossFit
Posted by: amy at May 11, 2007 10:44 PM
I like; The cure for the common workout.
Posted by: Frank at May 12, 2007 8:10 AM
My favorites were:
Namaste, Motherf*ckers
Prepare for the Apocalypse
I would totally rock both of those. Perhaps the yoga shirt should be sold in only earthy pastel colors? And the Apocalypse shirts should be made of some flame retardant and non-combustible material, not some pansy-ass cotton blend. This is so that they can be worn while saving the world from ultimate peril.
Side note -> Shirt idea for some of our fellow Crossfitters.
Front of shirt:
FIRES!
Back of shirt:
OFD PUTS OUT
//Crossfit Oakland//
My delayed shirt submission (since this site has been throwing my comments into the abyss for over a month):
CFO
Crazy F*cks Only
//Crossfit Oakland//
Posted by: Jeralee at May 12, 2007 3:49 PM
I like Frank.
And I like what Frank said.
Posted by: angela at May 12, 2007 5:07 PM
I like Crossfit: The cure for the common workout.
AND There's Fit, then there's Crossfit.
I also like Namaste, putang ina mo. But I won't be able to wear it for fear of offending my felonious friends with the Namaste part of it.
Posted by: Kathrina at May 14, 2007 4:42 PM
I vote for There's fit, then there's Crossfit.
Posted by: Stanley D at May 14, 2007 4:47 PM
I vote for There's fit, then there's Crossfit.
Posted by: Stanley D at May 14, 2007 4:48 PM