CrossFit Oakland

"MOST MEMORABLE CROSSFIT FAILURE"

1. Kipping
2. Pull ups
3. Kipping pull ups

Hmm...maybe the infamous back squat where I faceplanted with 260# a half-inch from my head? That was pretty memorable.

Other than that, the first time I tried to do a handstand pushup I failed. And the first 50 or so times I tried a muscle-up.

Double-unders. Approximately 30% of my time on the filthy fifty consists of a horrible succession of failed double-double unders with the occasional success to keep me from throwing in the towel completely. After the last Filthy 50 I decided I need to get serious about double-unders and do 50 a day till I can do 50 straight. It's helping but it is a slow process.

It also helps to remember the ashtanga yoga mantra/saying from Pattabi Jois:

"All is coming..."

If you finish and It took a little longer than your last PR. It could have been a 2nd attempt 3rd or 17th, doesn't matter cause it hurts all the same, especially when it's close. That's the worst, coming in 5 seconds over your last time...

Failure? Never. It's a journey, a set of experiences all designed to make us fitter, faster, stronger.

Failure is staying on the couch....

Very profound Brad Gilliatt. That's some powerful stuff!

117 minutes into Linda and still on the 6th round, I realize I have a bench of a 12 yo girl.

"Tommy V"
Anybody that was around (and there were plenty of you if I remember correctly) to watch me spend 74+ minutes climbing a rope while I wallowed in my sorrow and cursed Glassman's name knows that was an epic failure on my part.

what MJJ said...

This one time I only beat Brandy by 5 minutes when I really wanted to totally dominate by like 10 minutes. I felt like such a failure I almost traded in my truck for a Cabriolet.

Daniel - I do remember that as it was my first official WOD. I remember thinking "Holy shit, he's climbing that with just his arms" and "I want to be like that guy."

I fail at double-unders and all things kipping.

Oh god, Linda...I've always had to scale the weight significantly on that one, and it still took me forever to finish.

Brad G is right though - Failure is staying on the couch, skipping the hard ones, and taking the easy way out. Of course, I've done that too plenty of times. Especially with Linda.

Anything that starts and ends w/ a mile run. Murph makes me feel like a useless %*$&.

Failure for me is when I can't finish the last of three poundcakes after dinner. You know, I try to take in 25,000 to 30,000 calories a day, but it's hard work. Sometimes, I just can't meet my own high expectations.

Winning does not tempt that man.
This is how he grows: by being defeated, decisively,
by constantly greater beings.

-- Rainer Maria Rilke

I have to say, I consider myself to be of fairly decent intelligence and it took me a ridiculously long time to figure out who brandy and danielle are.

anybody who posts today and doesn't mention a failure looses a few points and owes me a bourbon on the rocks at our next gethering.

Lau, it's "loses," not "looses." PWNED again!!

Ok Lau: for those who dont know, i was able june 15th to do two muscle ups, Lau saw 'em, legit. The last muscle up work out i spent 30 minutes trying, and ultimately Failed to do it again. I am not sure I like the word fail, it sounds too permanent. I consider these bumps in the road as 'practice'. Practice is hard, very very hard.

My efforts at levitation have met with limited success so far.

Oh my, Today's work out is going to be another round of Practice. Wish me luck. I'm going to stay in my garage for the entire afternoon practicing. I will emerge for food privileges. I will not come out until I do it...

CrossFit Games 2008, Day 2. It was the first time I've had to scale a workout. Total pwnage.

Lau-
You may have the bench press strength of a 12 y/o girl, your spelling and grammar however are that of an 8 y/o girl. I bet you're the only 3rd grader with a permanent fur vest!

I remember doing Cindy with that damn rubber band. I failed to get into the rubber band, and it was so frustrating I cried. I have failures all the time at CFO. That's the nature of pushing limits, and I try to accept it. One day I can do 10 dips, the next day I can't even do one, nothing surprises me anymore at that little place that I like to call my home away from home.

"...I'm good at everything" -Jeremy Thiel
There are some that don't ever fail.

bill,

rilke

pretty toney for cfo.

when i first saw the post i was sure it was from nabil.

I used to be able to hide behind spell check and webster's. Now, posting with this iPhone, I am totally exposed. I feel like max at the 2009 games. The funny part is I am an English lit major. Über pwndage

Clearly, the English Lit thing isn't working out.

Give this a try.

I join Lau in the ranks of those who own a perma-sweater-vest.

Crossfit Games 2008,Day 2.The 1,000 time I scaled a workout. It was me, the bar and embarrassing technic. Try and try again. #2, failure to rest!!!

All I did was read and write papers. I got was a BA in bs.

For those on facebook i am getting my wish today. 2 code 3 returns, one unresponsive, one converted from svt with adenosine, 2 moto deaths and the city is basicly going to hell.

I think many of us mortals find that many, many workouts are a "failure" in that we cannot do them as Rx'd. I try to embrace the idea that whatever I do is definitely better than sitting on the couch. However, my growing list of CF-related injured body parts (elbow, knee, and now shoulder too, oh boy) indicates that I'm not embracing it quite as thoroughly as I might. It's a challenge for me to do CrossFit workouts at less than maximum possible (for me) intensity/weight. So, my biggest CF failure is failure to scale appropriately in order to not end up broken.

Lau! Sounds like an all around interesting day at work! Deaths are tragic, but the rest are saves. Good work.

Sherrill, scaling is the key and genius of Crossfit's plan for developing fitness. Hang in there, drop it all down a notch, sleep and scale scale scale. The progress will definitely come once your body heals. Consider some one on one time with N or M for scaling help so you are doing 'your' workouts as rxd.

badger... i think i cried